What Makes Celebrities so Special?
A-Train - 3:40 p.m.
I know that this is out of order, and I know that we've got some killer discussion coming up in the future. However, I had something on my mind that is sort of an intro to our new discussion that will fit quite well, and I thought it'd be worthwhile to give our site some new life. Also, I'm looking for some of our loyal readers to drop some feedback to us. I know you're out there, and this is a perfect opportunity to let your voices be heard. So, without any further ado....
Name the bigger celebrity fuckup!
Fuckup #1: Ashlee Simpson's Saturday Night Live fiasco
We've all seen it. Many of us saw it happen live. It was a pretty ugly scene, if you ask me. I have no special love for Ashlee (without boobs like her sister, she doesn't have much to work with), but watching that made me cringe. I don't blame the girl either. She's a teenage girl. And from what little I've watched of her show, not a very mature one at that. Who expects her to know how to do simple things like sing the right song, or not dance around like an utter idiot? Her handlers need to get their shit together. I was embarrassed for this girl. If I were Ashlee, someone would get fired big time. In fact, I'd fire people that didn't even work for me. Then again, how hard is it to know which song you're singing? You have one album and only what, two singles on it? Sweet jesus.
Fuckup #2: Tara Reid showing off her new boobs to the entire red carpet
If you have any sort of admiration for Tara Reid, well first of all you should really assess why you haven't committed suicide already, but beyond that I implore you not to search the net for these pictures. They are out there, I assure you. For those that haven't yet seen them, Ms. Reid for some reason felt the need to traipse down the red carpet (of some event, it's not all that important) and give everyone in attendance and full on look at her new left hooter, implant scar and all. And the scar really is hideous. I mean, she needed some work done on those flapjacks, but she should have the money and prestige to get herself better implants than the frankenboobs that she ended up with.
You've been given the choices. Feel free to browse the net for more info if you wish, but let's hear it. Which is the bigger celebrity fuck up?
Blog's to you.
posted by A-Train @ 3:40 PM
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1 Comments:
To be perfectly honest, I didn't see either of the 2 fuck-ups I'm supposed to choose from so I'd like to place my own as a write in. I propose that electing George Bush as president once again was pretty much as big a fuck up as possible, and i'd say he was a celebrity, so i think this is valid. Not only did 11 states ban gay marriage, the 3 strikes reform didn't pass, police can take our DNA and we can't get it back, republicans control both houses, the progress in the environment will be shot, more american soldiers will die, the deficit will skyrocket even more than the 2 trillion dollars it's at now, and what is it all for? So that those of you who voted for Bush will feel good about his "Good Christian Values." Those good Christian values should stay at home or in a church where they belong. If my friend Tommy, who is in Iraq right now, dies because of this, I just might fucken slap the next person who tells me they voted for Bush. So in the immortal words of my man Leighton, I'm up out this bitch.
- J.Dub
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